Wed 28 Apr 2010
Breaking Down the Language Barrier
Posted by Tyler King under Appraisal, Resident Hipster
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by Tyler King, Resident Hipster
Within the real estate industry there are many different professionals. Mortgage brokers, selling agents, buying agents, loan originators, developers, construction contractors, architects, lenders, equity investors, and of course, appraisers. It is common knowledge that appraisers, and more specifically commercial appraisers, are not only the smartest and wittiest of the bunch, but they are also the best looking of all the real estate professionals. Being such an elite bunch, we as a group have developed our own lingo. A language, that until now, outsiders couldn’t understand. Well, I am breaking the code of silence and I am going to explain some words, phrases, and activities that are often misunderstood, or seem downright alien to most outside of the underground world of appraisal.
Due Dilly: We as appraisers are part of the due diligence process that gets deals done. We eat sleep and breath due diligence. Being that “diligence” is not only hard to spell (I always think there should be two L’s) and we say these words about six hundred times a day, we typically refer to it as the more casual and hip “due dilly”. This abbreviation (or “abreev” as we like to say) typically saves us about 23 seconds a day that we can devote to finding comps.
O-Rag: This is the guy that shows up to appraise your house. He works from home and spends upwards of 8 hours at a time in the car. His car is typically a 2001 Honda Accord with 174,000 thousand miles on it. Due to a lack of social interaction he is generally referred to as an Odd Residential Appraiser Guy, or O-Rag for short.
J Factor: An income adjustment or stabilization factor used to convert a stream of income changing on a curvilinear basis into its level equivalent. In other words, no one really knows what the hell a J factor is, but we just can’t stop talking about it.
Comp Request: An email or fax from an appraiser that is sent out within minutes of getting assigned to appraise any building containing retail. Typically the appraiser has decided that it is going to be too hard to call a broker or do some legwork, and it would just be easier if someone else could do it for him.
Appraisal Pressure: Any phone call from a mortgage broker that took place between 2006 and 2008.
Appraisal License Courses: A form of medieval torture that has seen a renaissance since the state licensing requirements took effect.
Comp Bomb: A rent roll or collection of comps from a brokerage or appraiser that contains a bunch of recently executed leases. Nothing beats opening up your email to find a comp bomb on a dreary Monday morning.
Comp Angel: The person who sends out Comp Bombs. My comp angel is this guy named Amit.
Inspection: The process of an appraiser walking through a property while being told by the owner how much it is worth.









